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Philly Report #2: What Happened Next and Mark Zuckerberg

Told you, babydolls. Broke-Ass promised to return forthwith and–oh, look at the time! It’s forthwith. Back to Broke-Ass and her reentry to Philly. So, on a drizzly, fuscous morning in late February, the morning after she had first opened the gates … Continue reading

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B.A.G. Writes Another WSJ Piece, Under the Guise of Susan Gregory Thomas

Read it and don’t be a hater (please :): Are Dads the New Moms? Though losing ground as husbands and providers, men are finding a new role—as rock-solid fathers

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Philly Report, #1: Broke-Ass Finally Crawls Out from Boxes to Give You a Big, Fat Kiss

Baby. Dolls. Babydolls, babydolls, babydolls. There are just no excuses for the way Broke-Ass has behaved. What has it been–three solid months, and nary a freaking peep? More? Probably more. Broke-Ass is such a rotten friend and such a damnable asshole, she … Continue reading

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We’ll Always Have the Rancho: Broke-Ass Says So-Long to New York

Babydolls, Broke-Ass is so damned tired she feels as if she might puke at any moment. But that circumstance, as we know, is nothing new. Why, Broke-Ass has vomited three times alone in the past week. Why? Who knows. Why … Continue reading

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Broke-Ass Encounters Public Enemy Number 19: The Middle-Aged, Angry Hipster

Babydolls, Broke-Ass knows how long it has been since she was checked in with you–and it breaks her timorous little heart to have to weigh in now with an invective. But she has just undergone exposure to such a loathsome … Continue reading

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Broke-Ass Requests Your Thoughts: Would You Buy a Fucking Cookbook?

Babydolls, many of you lovelies have asked Broke-Ass to create a cookbook. Indeed, so many of you truly charming and marvelous friends have made this request that Broke-Ass is actually considering devising a DIY Broke-Ass cookbook on blurb.com and distributing … Continue reading

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Killer: Broke-Ass Loves This

I Knocked My Head Against the Wall By Anna Swir As a child I put my finger in the fire to become a saint.   As a teenager every day I would knock my head against the wall.   As … Continue reading

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