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Philly Report #2: What Happened Next and Mark Zuckerberg
Told you, babydolls. Broke-Ass promised to return forthwith and–oh, look at the time! It’s forthwith. Back to Broke-Ass and her reentry to Philly. So, on a drizzly, fuscous morning in late February, the morning after she had first opened the gates … Continue reading
B.A.G. Writes Another WSJ Piece, Under the Guise of Susan Gregory Thomas
Read it and don’t be a hater (please :): Are Dads the New Moms? Though losing ground as husbands and providers, men are finding a new role—as rock-solid fathers
Philly Report, #1: Broke-Ass Finally Crawls Out from Boxes to Give You a Big, Fat Kiss
Baby. Dolls. Babydolls, babydolls, babydolls. There are just no excuses for the way Broke-Ass has behaved. What has it been–three solid months, and nary a freaking peep? More? Probably more. Broke-Ass is such a rotten friend and such a damnable asshole, she … Continue reading
We’ll Always Have the Rancho: Broke-Ass Says So-Long to New York
Babydolls, Broke-Ass is so damned tired she feels as if she might puke at any moment. But that circumstance, as we know, is nothing new. Why, Broke-Ass has vomited three times alone in the past week. Why? Who knows. Why … Continue reading
Broke-Ass Encounters Public Enemy Number 19: The Middle-Aged, Angry Hipster
Babydolls, Broke-Ass knows how long it has been since she was checked in with you–and it breaks her timorous little heart to have to weigh in now with an invective. But she has just undergone exposure to such a loathsome … Continue reading
Broke-Ass Requests Your Thoughts: Would You Buy a Fucking Cookbook?
Babydolls, many of you lovelies have asked Broke-Ass to create a cookbook. Indeed, so many of you truly charming and marvelous friends have made this request that Broke-Ass is actually considering devising a DIY Broke-Ass cookbook on blurb.com and distributing … Continue reading
Killer: Broke-Ass Loves This
I Knocked My Head Against the Wall By Anna Swir As a child I put my finger in the fire to become a saint. As a teenager every day I would knock my head against the wall. As … Continue reading
Fuck Beans: Let’s Talk Pretty
Broke-Ass was all ready to make good on her promise to talk about beans and how to convert their soaked selves into week-long meals, when she stopped and had a think. The result of which was: Fuck beans. Broke-Ass is … Continue reading
BAG and Big Daddy, Plus Dearest Muz: Even Though We Ain’t Got Money
Broke-Ass and Big Daddy may got bubkes, but they do have schmushkies and love. And chickens: http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2011/11/03/garden/20111003-SHEEP-8.html Broke-Ass swears recipes are coming. Really. But right now she’s in LA, where she spent last night stress-puking at a Marriott in Marina … Continue reading
In Spite of Everything: SGT, not BAG, Makes an Appearance in the NYT Today
Broke-Ass loves you. She is going to get her bean recipes to you: promise. But in the meantime, mama gots to make a living, and here’s what she’s got for you this fine Sunday:
Ask a Broke-Ass Grouch 